No, Donald Trump, i do not want to participate in Miss Tennessee USA and have the opportunity of becoming MISS USA or MISS TEEN USA. As a side note, sending it to me twice will not make me any more inclined to do so. "Turning my dreams into reality!" unfortunately does not involve pageantry.

If it did, don't you think I would have done one already?

And you, Mr. Matt Leverton, while I admire your fancy personalized envelopes, I'm also not interested in the 2008 National American Miss Tennessee Pageant to compete to become Miss Tennessee Teen. I'm almost above your maximum age requirement anyway. Even though I was "chosen to receive an application" and you're tempting me with a VIP day at Disneyland, the answer is still no.

So to both of you, I will not send my self-addressed stamped envelope to your national pageant headquarters or whatever enclosed with my application fee and a photo so you can judge if I'm pretty enough to be in your pageant at all.

So there.

I mean, seriously, do I even strike anybody as the pageant type?

I'd rather not be judged on how good I look in a swimsuit thank you very much.



Sincerely,
~pawprntsonmyheart

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On a side note I am full-blown Twilight-obsessed.
I want Breaking Dawn.
I want the movie!
I freaking want Edward Cullen!

Does anyone have the non-acoustic version of "Thunder" by Boys Like Girls?

I really want it, but every time I try to, ahem, acquire it, I just get the acoustic version.

And you should watch The Holiday. From 2006 with Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet in it? Yeah, it's freaking amazing.

And 27 Dresses too.

Yeah. So. I have to work in like two hours. Blehhh.

So how is everyone else?